cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
silenthill: wanna go out, like… on a date maybe? maybe grab some burgers… maybe go to the movies… maybe dress me as a maid and fuck me sensless… maybe go watch the stars? think about it
cyruspotnoodle: wandanyan: theon-stark: blokeinabowtie: brohirrim: iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme: ohio-is4-lovers: These are not chips. They are crisps. These are chips. That is all. we don’t care #DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS THIS IS A VEGETABLE BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA These are chips and these are chips too That is all. who the fuck cares about...
Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love Harry Potter! Me: Fan: Me: Fan: Hello? Well I know you’ve been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I’ve been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I’ll just- Me: I’VE DONE MY WAITING. Fan: Wha- Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT. Fan: But it hasn’t even been ou- Me: IN AZKABAN.
me: why doesn't everyone like my favorite band
me: seriously they're so perf
me: i mean it lisTEN TO THIS SONG
friend: oh yeah they're actua-
me: NO STOP THEY'RE MINE
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
xxic: i-live-for-glitter-not-you: i-live-for-glitter-not-you Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now. Him: No. Me: Why not? Him: Because I don’t find men attractive Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive Him: ……. I can’t. Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T???? stOP THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER...
twatsmussen: ohsnapitsnik: sherlockey-werlockey-stuff: IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER “no dad you don’t understand me” nemo
when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet