cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

kidwithgoggles:

uncomfortableconfusion:

The cutest kitten gifs ever on tumblr

MOTHERFUCKING KITTENS

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

silenthill:

wanna go out, like… on a date maybe? maybe grab some burgers… maybe go to the movies… maybe dress me as a maid and fuck me sensless… maybe go watch the stars? think about it

best-of-tumblr:

The Best of Tumblr

cyruspotnoodle:

wandanyan:

theon-stark:

blokeinabowtie:

brohirrim:

iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme:

ohio-is4-lovers:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA

These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

nerdquirks:

Harry Potter: Complete Series (2001-2011)
⇒prints

Every frame of the Harry Potter movies, condensed into a barcode. Interesting to see the choice of color palettes for each film!

#oh my god #look at this #how it starts off with reds and oranges and purples #bright colors #and then it gets continuously darker towards the end #it’s so fitting to the story #and then there is that strip of white at the end #which has to be the king’s cross scene #and it’s just #light #in a dark time #which is extremely beautiful

this is the most wonderful thing I’ve ever seen.

Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love Harry Potter!
Me:
Fan:
Me:
Fan: Hello? Well I know you’ve been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I’ve been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I’ll just-
Me: I’VE DONE MY WAITING.
Fan: Wha-
Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT.
Fan: But it hasn’t even been ou-
Me: IN AZKABAN.